Next match
HomeROSEVILLE LIFE TIME 18AM4.0A 2
- Date
- Wed, 05/27/26
- Match
- 7:00 PM
- Warmup
- 6:30 PM warmup
COURT-READY CHAOS
A SERIOUS TENNIS TEAM.
UNFORTUNATELY, MADE OF IDIOTS.
We are a 4.0 adult league tennis team built for competitive matches, questionable group-chat strategy, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.
About the Idiots
THE IDIOT CODE
01
IDIOTS WITH A PURPOSE
Taking idiots off the streets and putting them somewhere useful: a tennis court.
02
MATCH-READY
Built for tennis. Held together by bad jokes, lineup texts, and mild overconfidence.
03
BEER-LEAGUE SOUL
Competitive enough to care. Relaxed enough to laugh when someone double-faults into the next zip code.
UPCOMING MATCHES
NEXT UP FOR THE IDIOTS
Upcoming matches, warmup times, opponents, and home/away details.
Next match
AwayBROADSTONE RC 18AM4.0A 2
- Date
- Sat, 05/30/26
- Match
- 11:30 AM
- Warmup
- 11:00 AM warmup
Next match
HomeYUBA CITY RC 18AM4.0A [New Crew] 2
- Date
- Sat, 06/06/26
- Match
- 4:30 PM
- Warmup
- 4:00 PM warmup
Next match
AwayYUBA CITY RC 18AM4.0A [New Crew] 2
- Date
- Sun, 06/07/26
- Match
- 9:30 AM
- Warmup
- 9:00 AM warmup
Next match
AwayRIO DEL ORO 18AM4.0A 2
- Date
- Mon, 06/08/26
- Match
- 7:00 PM
- Warmup
- 6:30 PM warmup
Team roster
WHO’S ON THE COURT
The current roster of idiots brave enough to take the court and keep answering the group chat.
Meet the Idiots
IDIOT ALIAS
The Nutcase
Aaron Capan
The original idiot, team captain, and comeback machine.
IDIOT ALIAS
The Wizard
Steven Aube
Nobody fully understands the magic. That includes him.
IDIOT ALIAS
The Headcase
Nickolaus Sackett
Reliable teammate. Unreliable internal monologue.
IDIOT ALIAS
Old Forrester
David Stammerjohan
Top-shelf teammate, steady presence, and always good for the next round.
IDIOT ALIAS
The Woodsman
Chris Sampo
Shows up prepared, mysterious, and possibly carrying an axe.
IDIOT ALIAS
The Bishop
Tim Hachmeister
Strategic, ceremonial, and slightly too powerful in robes.
IDIOT ALIAS
Dr.Doom
Matthew Eldridge
Calm exterior. Dangerous aura. Probably plotting between points.
IDIOT ALIAS
The Exchange Student
Rohan Jacob-Rao
Bay Area recruit, Sacramento regular, currently leveling up transportation.
IDIOT ALIAS
White Lightning
Alex Mcintosh
Fast name, bright energy, questionable weather conditions.
KS
IDIOT ALIAS
The Bonebreaker
Kavash Sharma
Big nickname, bigger energy, surprisingly friendly in person.
IDIOT ALIAS
R2
Artur Gainullin
Occasionally robotic, rebooted often, and still joining the lineup.
Additional roster
Chris Adams
Fred Parenzin
Amare Siebenhaar
Josef Tamory
Nathan Wieler
JOIN THE IDIOTS
Interested in playing, practicing, or hanging with the team? Reach out.
Bring effort, bring good energy, and be ready for competitive tennis with a team that knows how to enjoy itself.