
IDIOT ALIAS
The Nutcase
Aaron Capan
The original idiot, team captain, and comeback machine.
Team roster
Meet the Idiots

IDIOT ALIAS
Aaron Capan
The original idiot, team captain, and comeback machine.

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Steven Aube
Nobody fully understands the magic. That includes him.

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Nickolaus Sackett
Reliable teammate. Unreliable internal monologue.

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David Stammerjohan
Top-shelf teammate, steady presence, and always good for the next round.

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Chris Sampo
Shows up prepared, mysterious, and possibly carrying an axe.

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Tim Hachmeister
Strategic, ceremonial, and slightly too powerful in robes.

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Matthew Eldridge
Calm exterior. Dangerous aura. Probably plotting between points.

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Rohan Jacob-Rao
Bay Area recruit, Sacramento regular, currently leveling up transportation.

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Alex Mcintosh
Fast name, bright energy, questionable weather conditions.
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Kavash Sharma
Big nickname, bigger energy, surprisingly friendly in person.

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Artur Gainullin
Occasionally robotic, rebooted often, and still joining the lineup.
Additional roster